October 2011
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Her name's veterinarian
And she’s an Allison for a job.
September 2011
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Jenn and I are compiling a list of perverted oil...
Nipple Up
Bottom Hole Bumper
Rod
Lubricator
Annulus
Blowout
Crack Spreads
Dual Completion
Stripper Well
Also, my favorite company name we deal with is “Come Big or Stay Home” (they’re based out of Oklahoma City).
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Realization:
Our vacations revolve around architecture and beer.
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Hello, New York
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Haven't even boarded the plane yet
And I’ve already got two people sharing a cab with me into manhattan. New York adventures begin, apparently.
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Morning Coffee
Mikey: We have to get coffee this morning. . .I'm dragging
Not like Chi Chi Larue drag. . .but I'm tired
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This afternoon my manager told me I look pale.
“Are you feeling ok? Sick? Faint? Pregnant?”
When I answered no on all counts she informed me that I need to start wearing blush.
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NaNoWriMo is coming...
It’s an insane, fun, exhausting endeavor and I loved it last year, but I work better when I have someone challenging me on word counts.
Anybody else planning to participate?
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Seriously, Denver?
Does everyone in this city take a coffee break at 10:20am on Fridays? Because there’s not a coffee shop in the city without a line out the door. This is a little ridiculous. All I want to do is enjoy a little coffee on my Flex day while I study accounting. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently.
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the likely professions for children born in each...
colouredschism:
estherawr:
Us November babies are a scary bunch
Petronius promises us November kids that “in scorpione venenarii et percussores” —under [the sign of] the scorpion are poisoners and assassins. Just more proof that the man knew what he was talking about.
Maybe he was also right about the sterling silver chamber pots and using the hair of young slaves...
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It's interesting how catty people can be about how...
The comments I hear about how such-and-such is dressed or how so-and-so is wearing inappropriate shoes.
It makes bad hair days a lot more stressful. I can see them judging me.
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Hello there, Lion King
My day finally got better. Score.
Though now that I’m older, I recognize that there are some inconsistencies in the story line. For example, isn’t there usually only one male lion?
So isn’t Nala, like, Simba’s half sister?
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Guys, it's one of those days
I’ve had a head cold for a week and it’s moved to my chest. The dog woke me up at 5am because she ate through the food bag last night when we didn’t feed her in time. And I have an exam today after work. I won’t get home till after 8:30. All I want to do is curl up on the couch and watch Disney movies.
Instead, I made an on-the-go list on my ipod. My favorite Disney...
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Weddings only really mean hoards of women rushing around acting important and bossy. It’s a little funny and a lot annoying.
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